In an inadvertent search for a map of places we visited during our recent trip To Maryland, etc., we found a place called “Trump.” Because we have access to free US survey maps at the Univ. Of Texas (because we like real maps that label every geographic feature, show contours, and are not designed to provide superficial travel information to an AI woman speaking from a phone-like device, we end up looking at maps produced by real people on the ground who used sextants, measuring tapes, transits, theodolites, site levels, etc. and put their findings on paper, at least originally. The downside of this option is that the data is sometimes a bit old. For example, this USGS map was published only about 100 years after Thomas Jefferson sent Lewis & Clark out West, i.e., 1902!), we consulted this map to see where we went bike riding and canoeing last week.

It turns out that a few miles from our friends house is an unincorporated community called Trump. See map.

This community is about thirty miles north of Baltimore and several miles south of the Pennsylvania-Maryland state line (otherwise known to high-school history students, perhaps only briefly now-a-days, as the “Mason-Dixon Line”).

Anyway, I plan to propose this location for the Trump Presidential Library. I envision a building the size of a Taco-Bell restaurant; in fact, just make it a Taco-Bell. The library will not need any space for books and a small server can provide patrons with a searchable database of the Trumpian tweets while they wait for their meals.